marc jacobs The handbag that’s good enough

The handbag that’s good enough to eat

Victoria Beckham’s new ‘Victoriatesco’ bag is made of stylish, up to the minute plastic and arrives with the ultra fashionable slogan ‘Every Little Helps’ embossed on its side in cutting edge reds and blues

An homage to the Sixties movement, with addition marc jacobs al input from Bauhaus, it a bag that allows you to place all your items keys, mobile phone, toiletries alongside one another in the true spirit of freedom.

the Berlin Wall came down, I realised that we simply had to have a bold new bag that no longer relied on such worn out old concepts as walls of fabric and zipped compartments, which cruelly keep one part of marc jacobs the family of women necessities from another, says the principal technician for the bag. So we were determined to change all that, and put them all together in one great big, airy bag with a top that was open to the air.

we named it the Victoriatesco bag, after one of Victoria favourite islands off the coast of Southern India.

Kate Moss BaglashKate BagLash (7,800) is a top of the range luxury SadBag designed especially for pop stars and supermodels who have peaked too soon and are suffering from a surfeit of adverse publicity.

Long standing BagLash owners include Britney Spears, Justin Bieber and Johnny Depp.

They have recently been joined by Britain very own Piers Morgan and Alain de Botton.

At 2,792, Cara Baguette represents a revolution in top of the range designer bags.

so excited, whoops top model Cara Delevingne, this is the first bag to solve the huge problem of where to put your food, and what to do with your bag when you get hungry. Many fashion experts consider this the reason why so many leading models are pencil thin.

But now, with the introduction of Cara Baguette, catwalk starvation is destined to become a thing of the past.

is brilliant says Cara.

new Baguette can be sliced through the middle with a knife at any time of day or night, and you can then place any amount of my new range of food accessories in it cottage cheese (750), ham (1,243), tomato (340), cucumber (572), whatever.

Sultry Anna Wintour, editor of American Vogue, was spotted tucking into one with both hands at the launch of the new McQueen collection last week, and veteran designer Karl Lagerfeld is said to keep three Baguettes stored within his trademark H marc jacobs arry Hill collar for those moments when he feels at his most peckish.

Now, with the introduction of Caras Baguette, catwalk starvation is destined to become a thing of the past

The Alex Salmond BagpipeThis season top fashion bag for every well dressed Scot is the Alex Salmond BagPipe (8,760), the classic super sized clutchbag packed with hot air and a continual drone.

This autumn sees another set of bottom of the range Alex Salmond bags first the sensational BagFire, to be launched on September 18, followed by the speedy BagTrack, and finally the sheepish BagDown.

This autumn sees another set of botto marc jacobs m of the range Alex Salmond bags first the sensational BagFire, to be launched on September 18, followed by the speedy BagTrack, and finally the sheepish BagDown